Looks like we've got Bozo for another two and a half years. Let's hope that galvanises the opposition parties to make a pact, form a coalition Government, bring in Proportional Representation in a first term and keep these Tory bastards out of power for the rest of our lives.
Another Tory MP, who sits on a four figure majority, tells me he is planning for his next job outside Parliament.
Seems reconciled to losing his seat - but his big fear is being associated with a grubby government
(And yes, he's submitted a letter)
The paradox. It was fine for Boris to say goodbye to staff. But not for staff to be said goodbye to by Boris
Why did the speaker allow the fat wanker to call Starmer Sir Beer Korma...
This picture perfectly sums up the need for the Met to explain its Partygate rationale. No fine for Simon Case who was emailed in advance + was photographed. Rishi Sunak had no advance knowledge but got fined after turning up for a meeting. Seems illogical https://twitter.com/AdamWagner1/status/1529421932772335620
This photo might as well be captioned: "Why did Simon Case not get a fixed penalty notice for this gathering"?
Boris Johnson’s Partygate remorse lasts all of 30 seconds | John Crace https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/25/boris-johnsons-partygate-remorse-lasts-all-of-30-seconds?CMP=share_btn_tw
As I understand it @BorisJohnson has timed a 1922 committee meeting to save his own skin at the same time as a government debate in his name in the Commons on Ukraine. Please stop pretending you care about anything other than yourself.
Fortunately the Met Police were unable to identify the blonde figure on the right of the picture.
#PartygateCoverup
https://www.itv.com/news/2022-05-23/exclusive-pm-pictured-drinking-at-downing-street-party-during-lockdown
Vladimir Corbyn.
I’ve heard it all know.
Lindsay Hoyle you are a fucking waste of space.
#PMQs
Word of the day is 'misken' (15th century): to refuse to recognise something by pretending it's not happening.
You know it costs twice as much if you go with someone? https://twitter.com/__marouane_/status/1528514098845057024
I want to go to James Blunt's concert but it's too expensive to go alone.
You'd have thought the Cabinet would have realised by now that they look like halfwits when they all tweet the same supportive tweets written by Number 10
Boris Johnson: "it was only right to say goodbye to colleagues who were leaving"
My aunt Joyce, on a borrowed phone in ICU: "David, I'm scared, I don't want to die, I've so much living left to do"
Me: "I love you, you're my hero, I will see you soon"
The next day she died.
Another lie.
He cant help himself. He needs to go. https://twitter.com/Joe_Mayes/status/1529435472618987520
In reply to Labour MP Catherine West, Boris Johnson says the 13 November event was ``investigated extensively'' by Sue Gray. But it wasn't. She says so herself here. https://twitter.com/Joe_Mayes/status/1529415608810541060
Boris Johnson just very very very noticeably did not deny @thetimes reporting that he suggested Sue Gray not publish her report
Clear that Sue Gray pulls punches. She is a civil servant, after all. Even so, enough detail for any ordinary PM to resign
There are only about 50 Tory MPs left little more than 40 mins after statement began. Very few want to defend PM. Fleeing the scene of the crime
Boris saying he's humbled is yet more trolling. He really isn't